February 2012
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let’s be honest…if someone bought me a huge totoro teddy bear…id probably sleep them
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my friends called me a slut today
….good day
i want to get a betta fish and name it theta
LOLZ like beta and theta
lame joke
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random numbers texting me WHO IS YOU?!
who you finna try
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
digbicks:
A B C D E F G R U D T F with me?
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lol Uggs are banned at some school in Michigan...
whatwasleftafter:
sluttiest-virgin:
Being ugly SUCKS
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it’s funny to think about my life and how my views on the future have changed. I had so many goals, so many thing I wanted to achieve in my life and I was determined to meet each and every one. I was happy, optimistic, and overall a very positive person and confident my future would be bright.
now I think about it today and i have a completely different outlook. nowadays I go through life...
i don’t know how people can like someone else so easily.
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it kinda blows not liking anyone
wahh no fun in life
me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
R.I.P. to all the virginities that will be lost...
cosmo tip #171
expertcosmotips:
every time he cums, put it in a container in the freezer. threaten that if he leaves you, you will smash it and impregnate yourself with it
feel sad…make yourself feel better by making hilarious jokes all over the internet muahahaha
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i just went into an open relationship with "My...
and no fucks were given that day
when people ask me what’s wrong sometimes I seriously want to tell them my entire life story and why i am the way i am and how i live a life full of secrets. I honestly want to put the classic “I’m fine” response aside and tell them everything i’ve been too worried about to share my entire life…but then I realize none of that matters, no one wants to know, and...
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“I wish I wish wish all my heart…”
THAT YOU WILL GO KILL YOURSELF